GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Delight from the Outer Reaches of space has become the hottest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This juicy concoction, made from bizarre fruits and unfamiliar plants, has taken the world by storm. Should you avoid it at all costs? Whispers abound about the effects of this mystifying juice. Some claim it grants superhuman strength and